A Snapple publicity stunt went awry in Manhattan this week when a giant popsicle made of Snapple melted, drenching Union Square in sticky goo. At 25 feet tall and a weight of 17½ tons, the monstrosity would have set the world record for largest ice pop had it held together.

If I were to arrange an event in a densely populated metropolitan area, in 80-degree weather, in which the main attraction was an enormous popsicle, there would be certain questions I would want definitively answered before proceeding. What follows is an exhaustive list of those questions:

1. Are we sure the enormous popsicle won't melt?

Hey, that's just me.

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