Saturday, March 19, 2005

Google Image Search Presents: The Following People Are Not Invited to Our Wedding

Great-Uncle BobGreat-Uncle Bob: Hiring a real bartender this time, sorry.

ElectraElectra: $85 in dry-cleaning charges after our last goodbye hug.

TrevorCousin Trevor: Family still not over the tasting incident.

Tree FrogTree Frog: Too poisonous.

SvenSven: Small children traumatized by Bashful's state of disrepair.

Roger and JillRoger and Jill: Small children traumatized.