Sunday, March 13, 2005
Blank of the Day Personals: gotsdachops7228
I'm a: Man (the stud in the middle there)
Seeking a: Hottie
Interested in: Friendship, reaffirmation of sexuality
Age: 33
Location: Missouri
Body type: Sculpted
Ethnicity: Silky White
Occupation: Caulker
Hobbies: Re-enacting stuff, leatherwork, sex (that's where you come in)
Quote: "Do you have it in you?" - My high-school gym teacher
What was the last great movie you saw? Without a Paddle -- OK, yeah, fuck all the critics who said that this wasn't a great movie. This movie has the guy who was Dr. Evil's son, and it says something about our criminal justice system (has bank robbers in it). My buds think so too -- and a bonus, even picked up some outdoor survival tips for our next thing, like how to keep pine needles from getting in your skivvies -- oh yeah, but ladies, you're welcome in my skivvies anytime, am I right, boys? Up top.
If you could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be and why? That minimum-wage bitch from the KFC the other day. I'm gonna put her in her place -- here's a tip for the interested ladies -- if you can't give a man his time -- and I was just taking an extra second because Doughboy wanted low-carb or some such shit -- don't even bother calling, cuz all you'll get is "click." Ya just don't hurry the man.
What is your most important personal maxim? September 2004. Milla Jovovich on the cover -- I'd hit it.
What are the four items you couldn't live without? My sideburn clippers, my barbells, my collection of vintage bowling shirts, Carpocalypse.
What are your pet peeves? People who are assholes about staying in character (I need my cigs, OK?), that KFC bitch, tools.
Why should someone get to know you? One word: no stupid hat. Scope my pic again -- you want one of the hat guys? Be my guest -- whatever -- but you know what they say a man with a "do" can do -- "it." They say that, and Stewart, that's why those hats are fucking lame. BACK OFF DUDE.
To get in touch with gotsdachops7228, e-mail johnny at blankoftheday dot com.
